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I should have all direct links to the articles on my WP blog fixed soon - sorry for any inconvenience.

Jul 3 / 1:01am

Evolution and 100 million year old mammal hair

Ok, I just have to rant a bit about this to get it out of my system. A group on Facebook pointed me to an anti-evolution group. Bored and tipsy, I went over to it to have a look. It was pretty depressing, but this post at the top really got to me. It's a 4-minute video about the recent discovery about a 100 million year old strand of mammalian hair found in a chunk of amber.

What bothers me is that the narrator clearly has no idea about what evolution by natural selection is or how it works. They make two particular attacks that bother me:

1) "How do they know it's 100 million years old." Um. I don't know exactly. At 100 MYA, it's not carbon-dating. It was probably found in a geological strata that has been reliably dated using potassium-argon dating or just plain strata dating that reliably places it. Or maybe it's well established that it takes at least that long to turn tree sap into amber. Not my field, but this stuff is as well-tested and reliable as any process in science. If you deny this you deny electromagnetism.

2) Their real issue is the quote in which one of the scientists involved in the paper says that it demonstrates that mammal hair was established a very long time ago, it worked as well as it needs to, so it hasn't really evolved since then. They laugh at this - "the mammal hair is so perfect that it doesn't need to evolve, but the mammal itself needs to evolve from rat to lemur to whatever? As dumb as evolution is, it just keeps getting dumber."

This demonstrates such a lack of knowledge that a first-year biology student would burst out laughing. Evolution isn't about "perfection"; it's about sexual selection. It's simple. Some genetic differences provide a survival advantage to a creature. This survival advantage lets them live longer and produce more offspring. More individuals in the next generation have this survival advantage, and they in turn live longer and produce more offspring. Eventually, nearly all members of the species will have this advantage.

What's clear with this discovery is that mammal hair, 100 MYA, had reached a point where the actual structure of the hair didn't provide any survival advantage to one generation. No mutation of the structure of the hair provided a competitive advantage to the generation which had the mutation, so the minor mutations stayed minor. This, bear in mind, is just the structure of the individual hair itself, not how the hair is grown on the skin or other minor changes.

For example, many cat species have thicker, longer and denser hair on their skin than other species, because they evolved in colder climates where keeping warm provided a survival advantage. Thus, Maine Coons have long, thick, dense fur that kept them warm in a way that Siamese cats didn't need in their warmer climate. Nonetheless, both an individual Siamese hair strand and a Maine Coon hair strand, under a microscope, have most things in common, as well as in common with all other mammals. One just grew more of them (or thicker, thinner, etc.) on their skin than the other.

Look at the well-known evolutionary example of the gypsy moth, whose natural habitat are white-barked trees. When the air was clean, the white ones dominated and the odd mutated black moth was easily spotted by predators and eaten early in its life, producing less offspring. When the Industrial Revolution blackened the trees of their habitat, the white ones became easier to spot to predators, the black ones were better camouflaged, so after time the black moths dominated the species. Once the air got cleaner, the trees got whiter again, so the white moths eventually became dominant again.

Most of the rest of the moth other than their wing colour - the wing shape, the body shape, the number of legs and antennae of the moths, etc. - are the same, because their antennae and leg configuration provided no survival advantage to either colour of moth. There were probably mutations of these as well during that time - moths born with an extra set of legs - but they didn't either hurt or favour the lifespans of the moths with these mutations, so they didn't really change from generation to generation.

This is first-year college stuff. This isn't a complicated or difficult concept to get around. It's something that is observable all around the world, like the small population somewhere in South America whose males mostly have blue penises, just because chicks a few thousand years ago thought blue penises were hot so they hooked up with those dudes more often.

I just have to believe that these anti-evolutionists need to completely ignore the facts and the way evolution works in order to push a faith-based belief system. It's depressing and upsetting, and I'll be trying to not click on those kinds of links anymore to spare myself from a half-hour lost preaching to a choir of people who most likely aren't nutbags.

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May 11 / 12:55am

My disturbingly Doctor Who-themed tech life

My obsession with Doctor Who goes back to well before the days of the rebooted series. I'd had bits and pieces of computer hardware named in Doctor Who themed ways for years, but lately, the proliferation of great tech peripherals has made my tech life Doctor Who themed to a very geeky level. I mean, I didn't just think of any name from the Doctor Who universe I could think of, but put thought into how they are appropriately used. I just thought I'd share.

Obviously I use "harrysaxon" as a pseudonym on the internet. This is a reference to a character in the third season of the rebooted Doctor Who. (I usually tack the number 23 after it if "harrysaxon" is unavailable, which is an Illumanitus! Trilogy thing, not a Doctor Who thing).

I extend this into a lot of my gaming and internet life - for instance, my Rock Band band is "The Gallifreyans" (the Doctor's home planet), and the band members all have Doctor Who themed-names - Harry Saxon (me), Sally Sparrow (my wife's character and the star of "Blink"), and Rose Tyler (my sister's character and 9th/10th Doctor's companion). Our band's stand-ins are Jack Harkness (9th Doctor companion and star of Torchwood) and Martha Jones (10th Doctor companion). Even my "secondary" band has a Doctor Who themed name - "The Raxicoricofallipatorians", an alien race from the rebooted series.

On to the computer names...

My principle computer - The TARDIS. The Doctor's time machine and chief residence. Pretty obvious.
My netbook - The Whomobile. Named after the Third Doctor's fan-nicknamed car, which he used in the years his TARDIS was unavailable.
My iPhone - Sonic Screwdriver. The ultimate all-purpose device.
My iPod nano - K9. Small, slightly annoying sidekick.

Now going deeper...

"The TARDIS"'s hard drive - Heart of the TARDIS. The... heart of the TARDIS. Also obvious.
"The TARDIS"'s external hard drive - Eye of Harmony. In brief, the external power source of Time Lord civilization and TARDISes.
"The TARDIS"'s backup hard drive - Zero Room. The room in the TARDIS where the Fifth Doctor went to recuperate after his regeneration.
"The Whomobile"'s hard drive - Whomobile's Engine. Not very imaginative but best I could think of.
My USB keys - Psychic Paper. An instantly rewrite-able and portable information storage medium.

Using the theme of the space-time continuum as something the TARDIS accesses...

My principle wifi network - Time Vortex. The external medium which the TARDIS moves through. More a nickname for the internet.
My secondary wifi network - Untempered Schism. The flaw in the Time Vortex that young Time Lords must gaze into. Used for my ISP-provided router, which is flaky.
My PS3 access point - Torchwood. A totally secondary and separate access hub to the "Time Vortex" like Torchwood's rift.
On my jailbroken iPhone, my cellular carrier identifies as UNIT

And, for the final geek-out...

My house on Foursquare: The Citadel of the Time Lords.

Is there anyone else out there who gets into theming these names in some way like this? Or am I just nuts?

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May 8 / 2:15am

Buffy drops an F-bomb in every network broadcast of a certain episode

So I'm watching the 14th episode of the 6th season of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, and I notice a really funny thing. See, back in the early aughts when this episode first broadcast, I didn't know Rilo Kiley's music at all. Now I'm a huge fan of Rilo Kiley and Jenny Lewis, and was very happy to hear a track from their first album, Take-Offs and Landings, playing on the soundtrack of the episode. Then I start to realize that the song is "Pictures of Success". I listen closely, and...

interlude; one of the things Jenny is particularly famous for, at least on older recordings, is a sweetly cadenced potty mouth. "Pictures of Success" has a fan favourite. Berating a pretentious boyfriend in the song, she intones, "I've had it with you, and Mexico can fucking wait... and all of those, French films about trains."

Yeah, that's right, 13:59 into the episode, "... and Mexico can fucking wait" can be heard clearly - just after Buffy says "No problem" to Sophie's list of food allergies. It's easily missed unless you're familiar with the song. I'm certain it has never been censored in the network broadcasts, as it simply wouldn't have been allowed if the network had noticed. The "fucking" is during a moment of no dialogue, and an edit would be very blatant and noticeable at that moment, and would have drawn attention at the time to the sequence.

So there you have it - to this day in syndication, most likely, there's an episode of Buffy out there which drops a background F-bomb to the ignorance of Big Brother. Buffy was already so awesome in so many ways. Here's yet another.

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Apr 26 / 12:31am

Doctor Who, "Time of the Angels"

The latest episode of Doctor Who is the first episode of the new season that really shows the new direction of the series. Stephen Moffat took over this season, and while he wrote the pilot, there is a certain formula to the first episode of a new Doctor and new Companion that constrains the writer to a degree.

We've gotten past the introductions of the new Doctor and his companion; we've had the first future and historical episodes. The stage is set to really let this new series carve its interpretation into the world of the Doctor. Moffat doesn't disappoint.

The new episode combines two of his best plots in the rebooted series: One of Moffat's most celebrated episodes was "Blink", the one-off episode that introduced the Weeping Angels, one of the most frightening Doctor Who villains of all time. Another was last season's "Library" 2-episode arc, which introduced Professor River Song, someone who has a massive influence in the Doctor's life in the future but whom he keeps meeting out of order so is always at a disadvantage.

This is one of the best aspects to the River/Doctor dynamic; he doesn't really know her (in the viewer's timeline), but must trust her since he knows (since she knows his true name, something few people have ever known) his future incarnations will. It allows the Doctor to get ordered around while not entirely understanding why, which is good for humour's sake, and is a dynamic not often seen in the Doctor's world.

I don't want to go into details about the episode since it's the first half of a 2-parter. Suffice to say that if you were a fan of "Blink", you will be even more frightened by the Weeping Angels in this episode. And if you're a fan of great Moffat dialogue and soliloquies you won't be disappointed. I just can't wait for next week to see how it turns out.

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Apr 7 / 1:54am

Lost S06E11: "Happily Ever After"; Thoughts, speculations and theories.

I'm going to assume that you've seen tonight's kick-ass episode; stop here if you haven't.

Pieces are starting to snap into place. Desmond's Billy Pilgrimage has been the longest, strangest trip of the people whose destinies are entwined with the island's, yet they don't understand how or why. I won't bother recapping the episode. Just want to note some of the things that I think were important and sink my teeth into some new questions which may point to the direction, at long last, the ending of the series will take.

I'll start with the wilder speculations. Desmond's unique ability to withstand "electro-magnetic" events is the key to all this, obviously. I was deeply gratified to have some good, geeky sci-fi stuff since going in a much more mystical direction for the majority of the season. Cuse and Lindelof once promised that everything on their show would be explicable by science. I always believed that their statement was sometimes taken too literally to mean "modern or near-modern science" as opposed to radically advanced science of the sort that Arthur C. Clarke famously described - that any sufficiently advanced technology will appear as magic to a less advanced society.

This approach, which Doctor Who uses, might give them the ability to fulfil this claim. The Doctor is a purely science fiction creation; an alien member of an incredibly advanced race, able to see and do things that seem magical through science too advanced for human brains to even comprehend. This is why the show uses the mechanic of the human companion. They often face classic horror and supernatural villains (like werewolves, witches and vampires) that are given alien or technological origin stories in response to questions from the companion.

I always thought that the show's mentions of the Cassimir effect and super-massive objects pointed to this; it's radically speculative in actual physics, but these are effects that could be used to create an object that is bigger on the inside, like the TARDIS. This precisely explains the difficulty of getting to the island; they're effectively looking for the small door into the TARDIS, only it's an unmarked spot on the ocean, not a police box door. Science this speculative (and even more so) is fair game, in my opinion. On this track, I'm not sure if Cuse & Lindelof ever directly stated that aliens won't be involved. Let's assume they didn't so we can have some fun with it.

Former Lostie Elizabeth Mitchell used the incredibly loaded Lost catchphrase "Don't tell me what I can't do" on this week's V, a major event series on the same network that had an unusual airing schedule which happens to overlap Lost's final episodes. Interesting if aliens are involved, but if you want to get really deep into the conspiracy theory, I just read Stephen King's latest, Under the Dome, which is set in the very near future - late 2010. He casually mentions a character who's looking forward to The Forgotten Ones, a "clever follow-up to Lost". Did the Lost-obsessed and J.J. Abrams-friendly author get a tip for his new book, and V is the way it will manifest?

Enough with the extravagant Time Lord speculations and bringing it back down to mere speculation: it appears that Eloise Widmore - and most likely her husband - have some knowledge of both timelines, though not necessarily both versions of the characters at the same time. I can't remember if we've ever seen original-timeline Charles do anything bad, because he sure seems on the side of the angels. I think our dislike was just built on his treatment of Desmond, and it's becoming clear that he was probably doing it for a good reason. The sailing race he manipulated him into attempting was probably the major reason, in order to get him to the island at the right time. He possibly even understood Penny's destiny as Desmond's constant and had to keep them apart until the timing was right.

I'm beginning to believe the mirror imagery we've seen so much of may not be a plot point, but rather a stylistic device. Did you get the impression Sideways Desmond has complete memories of the original Desmond's timeline, but the original Desmond's memories of Sideways World cut off at the moment he shakes Penny's hand? This seems indicated by original Desmond waking up at that moment, along with the absence when he got zapped  at the beginning of the episode of the familiar whooshy "timeshift" sound effect they used before his last Sideways appearance asking for the 815 manifest.

On that topic, I'm not sure how Desmond is going to go about restoring the 815ers memories. For the characters we met tonight, Desmond's flashes were triggered by Charlie re-enacting his death. Did Charlie know he was doing this? It appears not, since that would assume he had a memory of it himself, and he didn't recognize Penny's name. Both Charlie and Faraday appeared to have their memories triggered by seeing the woman they love, but it's possible that Charlie's was also linked to the drowning sensation he had when choking. Meeting and knowing people in both timelines is clearly not enough, as many of the characters have met and talked with each other in Sideways World - even had close relationships, like Ben and Alex and Jin and Sun, or physical contact after new introductions, like Kate and Claire.

What of the sacrifice that Desmond will need to make (and which he appears to not even be concerned about)? That's where I see a possible ending for the show. Let's start with some assumptions.

In Sideways World, where the plane didn't crash, the island is underwater. Let's assume that Jacob's metaphor and facts are correct - the island is like a plug in the Hellmouth and Smokey needs to remain on the island for it to continue this job, or the world ends. Let's also assume that being sunk underwater in the 1970s will kill or contain Smokey and the island will continue to work just fine. Since the Sideways World hasn't gone to hell, it seems a pretty safe assumption.

This leaves alive the very real possibility that the ending for the show is that our familiar timeline has to be the one that's wiped out, and the Sideways World needs to become the only world. This implies that Desmond's sacrifice won't be too bad; that it'll be the wife and child he already has vs. the wife and child he could have.

This also provides a happy ending for most/many characters. Countless characters that were killed off are alive. Locke is happy, Ben is a good person. Possible reunions of Charlie/Claire, Jack/Kate, Juliet/Sawyer, Daniel/Charlotte, Hurley/Libby, and Sun/Jin (if she survives Keamy shooting her). I could go on - the Sideways World in general is a happier place for most of the characters, or appears to be anyway.

This, of course, is built on yet another assumption; that it'll have a happy ending, and I'm by no means ruling a dark ending out. What I find more likely is that it will be dark for some characters and happy for a lot more, and that meshes fine with my proposal. The method of doing this will probably still involve needing to stop Smokey Locke in the original timeline, so perhaps some noble character (Jack seems a likely candidate) has to forfeit his happy Sideways existence to stay on the island and be the new Jacob in an isolated, never-ending pocket of time.

Sayid, for a long time, has just had the vibe to me of a character who's going to have a bad ending. A big part is that while others on the island did bad things in the original timeline, none did it with his brutality and scale, and he appears to have a dark history in Sideways World too. A bad ending for him, in both worlds even, seems possible, and I'm sure they'll throw a few shockers at us in this respect.

At any rate, we're in the final chapter now, and the shape of things to come is starting to come into focus, albeit still hazy through the cloud of black smoke. Can't wait for next week.

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